merrymuhsman

I’m taking some advice…

For years, I’ve been told to write about my kitties; mainly my dear aunt asks and suggests and wonders why I haven’t written about my kitties yet?

I got inspired by a lady on Facebook who writes cow biographies. I thought why not cats? So in between spider stories, I plan to write a cat bio. Let me know what if you like them!

Lucky Luciano is the mob boss at the farm. He believe his true calling came from an unfortunate accident when he was a child. As a kitten, Lucky loved to climb, and he was good at it. Until one Saturday night he fell head first into a wood shredder.

Don’t worry. It was unplugged. This isn’t a crime scene story.

He was stuck upside down for 8 hours. With that perspective comes the loss of one of nine lives and the appreciation that if he got out of the situation, he was going places. Make a name for himself.

Fortunately, the male human watched enough Alaska State Trooper shows to know that Dawn soap isn’t just good for oily ducks; it’s also good for getting unstuck in the Swiss cheese-shaped grate his head was stuck in.

Once freed, Lucky jumped, played with a stick and basically showed his female human that all was well. Ultimately this event earned him the name Lucky. He added on Luciano because he had a vision of being the mob boss of the farm.

While he is small in stature, he is mighty in mouth. He has the humans on his payroll. His female human carries him every night to his red castle and occasionally, he’d get some chiropractic realignment from a full body stretch. He sports some battle wounds, but no one generally messes with a Luciano.